Britney Spears Shaves Head

Posted on February 19, 2007
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I can’t imagine anything worse after a night of self-loathing depression accompanied by binge drinking other than waking up next to a woman, believing it was a man, and wondering, “Why the fuck did Britney Shave her head?” as I tossed out the pop-star, who was attempting the come-back of the century, by publicizing the debauchery of a homeless crack addict in New York City.

Now, although the above isn’t true, Britney Spears really did shave her head. This is a publicist’s nightmare and a transvestite’s dream - Rupaul just ain’t that cool anymore.

Dr. Evil Britney image source - Celebrity Hack